*ALL NEW BUTTHOLE EDITION* *NOW WITH ADDED BUTTHOLE*
Hello Bens, it has come to our attention that a lot of people seem to think we are a cult.
I cannot stress this enough, WE ARE NOT A CULT, we are a culture.
If you believe in this message, please help us spread it by wearing these shirts.

Enough talk
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